Too-koo-less-koo. People have trouble pronouncing my last name.
Eliza! Eliza!: Please don't work my job while I strike.
Real scabs aren’t cute.
I just went on strike from my job writing for a highly rated cable TV show. That might mean the brilliant comedians I know here online or in real life will be asked to come in and replace the striking workers. There are tons of people that are so funny, and I’d…
Ironic Hitler Teapot
I was on Improv4Humans last week. It was a blast. Besser, Mookie, and Pam were hilarious. And, if I may be so immodest, I don’t think I embarrassed myself that badly. Have a listen.
The Stone: How to Live Without Irony
If life has become an endless series of sarcastic jokes and pop references, a competition to see who can care the least, we’ve made a collective misstep.
The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.
— G. K. Chesterton, 1908
